”If you could be any type of bi..

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Answers: an ostricth - because they can run blo0dy fast. a flamingo cos theyre pink bald eagle bcs no1 would kill me gotta be an eagle, any type, all .. 

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an ostricth - because they can run blo0dy fast. a flamingo cos they're pink bald eagle b\cs no1 would kill me gotta be an eagle, any type, all other birds r propa *!! a sexy blonde one Bald Eagle Turkey.cant beat a gobble.. I'd be a crow or raven because they can find fun in everything and are clever, playful and good-looking. They can live off all kinds of food. And they definately have a great sense of humour, as do I. Pelicans look like they are having such a good time at the seashore, so thats what I pick. Eagle a mockingbird.. Hummingbird. They get well fed from feeders, delicate but hardy, can fly straight up or down and can migrate about 5,000 miles on its own without being in a flock!! What an amazing little creature. A falcon because they're so majestic looking. I'd be a foo bird.

Are you familiar with the story?

Well, it seems that a devout missionary was ministering to a backward tribe of aborigines, and he was astounded at the reverence they had for a large, ill-mannered bird that they called a "foo" bird. These creatures would dive out of the sky and defecate on the heads of the people, and the people would not wash the guano off, because they feared that they would die if they did. Nothing the missionary said had any effect on their superstitious belief.

One day a foo bird defecated on the missionary's head, and he was delighted for the opportunity to demonstrate the error of the people's belief. As they watched in horror, he walked down to the river and vigorously scrubbed the foo guano from his scalp. Then he turned to face the people with a huge smile on his face. And he promptly fell on his face, dead as a doornail.