·Why dont cats play poker in th..

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Answers: too many cheetahs cos theyre scared a snake will eat them lions and cheatas They do, but the rule is ya gotta fold when a human comes along. .. 

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too many cheetahs cos they're scared a snake will eat them lions and cheatas They do, but the rule is ya gotta fold when a human comes along. That's why you didn't think they do! I got it from a feral friend of mine that lives in India. They would get wet hands. They would but they think the odds are a lot better at blackjack. And besides, bringing snacks to a poker game is a lot harder when you're a predator. You really can't put a dead antelope in tupperware. Never mind trying to figure a dip to go with that.. Because they're too cool to tangle He he 'cos there's too many cheetahs'. Its an oldie, but I've had a bummer of a day so thanks for reminding me of that joke and giving me a laugh! Oh dear, is this the old Cheetah joke?

I could spoil it by saying that cheetahs live in savannahs and grasslands, not jungles. But I won't. No-one will play with the cheetah helps to have thumbs. they cant afford a packet of cards How do you know they don't? Because there are too many cheetahs ( Cheaters ) they can't find the cards? because there are to many cheaters and they start fighting and when they get a headache they can't have a tablet because the parrots ate them all. (paracetamol) How do you know they don't?