You might be a horse nut if?????

Brief：
Think Jeff Foxworthy You might be a redneck. You might be a horse nut is your house is dustier than your barn. After a lot of serious questions today,.. 

Think Jeff Foxworthy "You might be a redneck". You might be a horse nut is your house is dustier than your barn. After a lot of serious questions today, lets have some fun with this one. And all have a good laugh! Fire away!

You have a horse tooth in every purse, and know which horse they came from.

You buy animal crackers in giant bags from Sam's for horse treats.

Your wardrobe is 95% barn clothes, 5% "other".

The fridge is empty, the feed bin is full.

The mailbox is stuffed with horse catalogs.

Your belt is a throat strap from a bridle.

The "art" on your wall is tack.

Your credit card has a picture of your horse.

You screen name is made up of your horse's names [Ibbi and Bud].

You tell your dog to "WHOA!", your children to "WHOA!", your spouse to "WHOA!", your horse to "Stop now, okay?"

Your boots are half duct tape, your horse wears hundred dollar customs.

What vacation? Are bow legged. Oh this can be fun :) You might be a horse nut if.

You carry bales of hay in your sports car (personal experience) you might be a horse nut if...

when you heard someone mention "Rolex" you'd think the derby instead of a watch thats worth the price of a horse

or

if your everyday hair accessory is hay! Oh fun!

You might be a horse nut if...

you walk down the road to your horse through a tropical storm to make sure he has hay